Saturday, May 21, 2011

Mercy Buckets.

And some plastic explosives.

SO, now I have definitive proof that I am the best driver in WNC, so that no one, NO ONE, can doubt my skill.  I decide to come home in between jobs today, and of course am traveling at a higher rate of speed than the so called "limit"(40 down Kenilworth).  Coming up around the middle of Kenilworth I notice a pile of grass that looks freshly cut, NOW, as I approach the hill right where this pile is, BAM, DUMBASS ON A RIDING LAWNMOWER HAS SOME KIND OF RETARDED BRAKE FAILURE AND ENDS UP IN THE ROAD.  I swerve, narrowly avoiding this most certain of terrible collisions.  I'm not sure if he flicked me off, I know my heart was beating rather quickly.  But what makes this most poignant, is that I only had one hand on the wheel and the other EATING CHEDDAR AND SOUR CREAM RUFFLES!!!!1!
Gah, people are stupid.

Which brought me to my main thought today, I am tired of humans.  Mainly those pitiful sacks of excrement that steal from me.  I dun like them.

oh and sorry I missed you Armageddon, I was working.  Please feel free to leave a message.

Tower of Pandora looks nice.

I think I'll go now.

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