The Eve of Destruction

Ya know what would be fuckin awesome, Duke Nukem Forever.


If it was the end of the world, what would you do?  Loot, pillage, rape?  We know you'd rape.  Go to work?  Like me? 

And I'm not even on me right now. 
I'm on SecretSquirrel
I say blame to the shitty Microsoft coders who suck.
And I also say blame to the shitty individual who chose to write programs that utilize these flaws.

We are not beds.
Damnit.
We have peoples.  More than we've had in a while.  Yes, while.  Some of you get that.

I think I had more for this one, but it was lost, over time, and alcohol.  Not so much on the alcohol bit. 

I vote that Power Rangers Samurai kills brain cells and should be taken off the air.  Or, to be renamed as Power Rangers Cock Joke.

Going back to the whole, end of the world thing.  So we read through Revelation today.  Revelations?  I was reading King James, got lost in the thou thee smiteth.  1.  Nothing about a rapture.  We haven't read through the Bible in a bit so it's possible it's somewhere else. 2.  It does say that no man may know the time of the end of this world, so I'm just sayin, if some nut job guesses that the world will end on a certain day at 6:00, and God decides, "ha, totally gonna do it at 5."  Does it still count?

God doesn't need capitalization.
Phonetics ftw!

Oh and I wish that everyone that has ever stolen from my store gets explosive diarrhea.  Uncontrollable, unavoidable, massively interrupting explosive diarrhea.  Fuckers.

So I'll leave you with this, good luck with the end of the world stuff.  For me, if it does pan out to that side, all it means, is that I don't have to worry about my debt anymore.  Woot.  Goodnight Oxfordshire!