I have someone trapped

In me specifically.
I'm pretty sure it is a stereotypical fat geek.
I mean seriously, I'm sitting here listening to dubstep, eating a can of vienna sausages, writing a blog, have a Pokemon game loaded on my DS, and have corrective lenses, albeit that tend to exist in my eyeballs.z< that was added by Grace, so I left it.

And now I'm going to talk at length about conspiracies.
I know what you're thinking, "Oh here he goes again, the nutter with the ideas that the moon is fake."
You'll be pleasantly surprised that you are half correct.

I have brought you here to reveal an idea that I feel is not represented correctly in the current mainstream of tin foil hats wearers.

Now let's play the fun game of what tabs do I have open right now!
Ye olde Facebook - What can I say, I enjoy the cat videos
The Real Reason America Dropped The Atomic Bomb. It Was Not To End The War - Not only was that really hard to type, but legit, very interesting article outlining that the atomic bomb was completely unnecessary.
Why Are UFOs Shutting Down Our Nuclear Missiles? - Related to the previous, and fairly self explanatory, but features many examples of interaction between the military and extra terrestrials.
This
UFO gravity manipulation from electromagnetic resonance - UFO stuff, shocking.

So I'm going to throw some words and numbers in a list, think of it kind of like a Rorschach test with words, and see how they make you feel:

UFO
Space
Earth
Government
1945
Moon
Atomic
Van-Allen
1969
1961
1963
1947
Low Earth Orbit
Satellite



So let's see a few of the things we have here.  1945 is important for three major things, the earlier year testing of the first nuclear bomb, the dropping of the first two targeted active use atomic weapons on Japan, and the official end of World War two.
And of course reports of UFOs start around now.
Jumping to 1947, we have the crash at Roswell that has been debated back and forth so much and pretty much dismissed by most.
JFK declares in 1961 that we will win the space race by landing a man on the moon again, not because these things were easy, but because they were hard.
1963 back and to the left
And then in 1969, we landed two men on the lunar surface with one in orbit and all had champagne.

So let me paint a story for you, with glue and macaroni and safety scissors of course.
And I'm absolutely ignoring the ideas that the Nazis had contact with alien life forms just due to the fact that it will complicate things more.

So 1945, New Mexico.  First test of a nuclear bomb is go.  And BOOOOOM.
Humans in general: Shit, we've made a grave mistake.
Aliens in general:  Those Earth people are doing dumb things.
Later on in the year, we use them on our fellow humans.
Alien 1 to alien 2: "Well now they went and did it, I suppose we better go have a chat."
Alien 2: "But we aren't really supposed to directly involve ourselves in their affairs right?"
Alien 1: "True, so we're going to sneak that shit."
A meeting takes place.
Alien 1: "Dudebros, not cool."
Contacted Human 1: "What?"
Alien 1: "The nuclear activities you guys are leaning towards, we warn you now, it will bring your people and planet nothing but ruin, and moreover, we worry about you little fledgling space goers."
Contacted Human 1: "We get to go to space???!?"
Alien 2: "Now you've gone and put ideas in their heads, good jorb."
Two years later while continuing to research various technologies including radar, we have a crash of a reported flying saucer in the desert area of Roswell New Mexico.  Good thing there is a cool base there to take care of it.  After a brief period of discussion and excitement, the crowd dies down and everyone goes home.
Enter the age of the space race.  As the Ruskies launch Sputnik and our fears of red run wild, the US quotes manifest destiny and says we will land on the Moon, ha, take that Russia, stick to what you know, cold and vodka.
Alas we lose JFK too early for his dream to be fully realized.
And then in the glorious days of 1969 we take 3 astronauts, launch them in a big ass Saturn V rocket that was designed by a German defect kinda, thru the Van-Allen radiation belt,in what can best be described as reinforced aluminum foil, waited for 3 days, and then received the first images and audio of our first exploit to the Moon!  Granted the general populace did not get a direct feed, just a copy, but copies are just as good as the real thing right?
These wonderful, amazing feats lasted for a few years, and then we became satisfied with just sending junk out in to space for it to float around the Earth for years and years until it burns up on re-entry.
We get Skylab and Hubble and the ISS, never mind the Black Knight that has been there the whole time, and then we fast forward to today.  Where we don't have flying cars, or day trips to the moon. We have a rover on Mars from the US and a rover on the Moon from China.  That's what we have.


So I have a few points to bring up in the realm of aliens.  If we just take the time of current contact from 1945 to the Moon landings in 1969, we have a 24 year gap of time.  That'd be old enough to drive, drink, and think about marriage.  Hell, if we recovered usable technology from the Roswell crash in 1947 that's 22 years.  Still young for marriage but booze is a go.  Imagine if you will you commanded a group of the most talented and intelligent people currently available in the world.  Minus Tesla and Einstein.  And you have 22 years to work on technology far beyond we have available, with possible help from beings that act as interpreters.
22 years!  Of focused, funded, and directed research and development.

So, to finally reveal my theory.  And brace yourself.
We faked the Moon landings of 1969.  Mainly due to the fact that our technology just wasn't feasible for humans to travel through space.  But also to power play everyone in the world.
BUT, and this is a really big but, we went to the Moon, with reverse engineered alien technology.

And to continue our story from that point:
We as a nation landed on the Moon.  Ahh, it's glorious and really gray and kind of boring.  Except for the aliens already there who proceed to say,"Oi, get off my lawn."
And for various reasons since then, we have yet to go back.

Now I know what you want to say,"But Deus, if the US government has had access to a technology capable of travel to the Moon and safe return to Earth in the almost 70's, why haven't they progressed into today with that and helped all of mankind and explored space and stuff?"

Well as you know all of us conspiracy theorists spout nothing but trash.  But I believe it has to do with the warnings put in place by those of a higher understanding of the rest of the universe, the focus of those who have access to that technology to use it in ways not beneficial to all but to few.  And the goals of those individuals.  Which at this point seems to be the best way to best everything else in the universe and subjugate an entire species.  And of course protect their own future while ignoring the masses.  Although if we continue on the path we have before us, I doubt the masses are worth saving.



Deus, on about crazy things again, and away!