Humans VS. Bears

42 Bear GIFs That Will Give You Life In 2014

Ok, we're going to break something right now.
I pull strange information from these types of things.  Probably not what other people would.
Most would just view these and go, "D'awwwwww."

Not I said the cow.

Now for this discussion we are not including sun bears.  They are weird and not extremely bear like, look funny, and are weird.

So between the major groupings of bears we see here, let's go with panda, brown, kodiak maybe, grizzly, didn't see black too much but we'll go with it for the sake of argument.
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Bears grow to be rather large.  Not weight alone, but in mass of muscle too.
Speaking of muscle, bears grow, and are even as little ones, very strong.
They can also run quite fast.
And climb trees.
Thanks to their massive and strong claws.
They also have incredible hunting and fishing capabilities due to learning from their parents and their formidable jaw and teeth structure.
And can survive many situations of both temperature and moisture thanks to their lovely coats.
And show off their talents for maneuverability by walking on two legs, but are even more balanced and strong on four.
While they don't always get along with other bears, they do have systems in place obviously for handling a different situation, even if it means roughing one up.  Hey, procreation is important.

Now on to things we can guess, but not necessarily prove as fact
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Bears are really rather intelligent.  Now can we sit down and have a conversation with them?  No, alas.  And all it would probably be would be fishing, hunting, sleeping, sex.
They are freaking adorable as babies.
They have personalities.  Which is fairly obvious.
They can interact with humans.
And as far as we can tell, they are not racist to other bears.

VS.

Humans don't really grow to be large.  In fact, as of the most recent of times, this would only be due to a deformation.  And typically can only grow large in either useless and restricting muscle, or fat.  And then need to be moved with a forklift.  Or burned in a house.
With the way our bodies have developed, even expanded muscle growth is rather useless.  The power it can develop does not match the body's ability to handle it.  Therefore reducing our over all strength.
Our fastest people are black though.  But still, speed for us is hard to maintain, and recover from.
We suck at climbing stuff.  I mean the thumb helps and all, but nails?  Seriously?
To reiterate in a way, we don't have claws.
We don't inherently learn much from our parents other than how to do taxes.  And while we have incisors for tearing and molars for processing, our teeth take constant effort, that doesn't occur in our current lifestyles, to keep at their best, and even then prone to breaking.
Some of us get some chest hair.  Woo.  And the wolfboy shit doesn't count.  Facial hair will not save us from cold temperatures.  Especially when it's sporadic.
Our bodies don't work on four legs, really at all.  And frankly, two seems to be a challenge for most.
We have no idea what we do with other people or what we are supposed to.  Population control anyone?
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Intelligence.  HA.  Now can we sit down and have a conversation with them?  No, alas.  And all it would probably be about would be money, popularity, sleeping, sex.
Let's go with 2 of every 5 babies are cute.  That seems fair.  Other than that, how many ugly/freaky babies have you personally seen.  Yea, that's right.  Never mind we can't really give birth without help.
Sometimes humans have personalities.  Sometimes they're serial killers.  Just sayin.
They can't interact with humans at all.
You racist motherfuckers.

So to sum up, we suck compared to bears.

Now to be really fair, can a bear, build buildings, and share songs and stories?  We no, not in the same ways.
Can they create the same kind of art that humans do, tell jokes, laugh?  Well no, that last one would be creepy.

But I implore you, is that such a bad thing?  You may live your whole human life, accomplishing greatness, or dying in squander, but you'll never be a bear.

Sexy Deus, contemplating.