Reality Roulette

I'm better with two word titles, or
like chat roulette, with the what-if machine, or
the pronunciation of roulette is funny looking, or

While I eat my cereal, knock off choco pebbles, and listen to bass heavy dance music,  I shall amuse you with two tales.
Both about forms of rape I suppose.  Speaking of, it is really hard to make rape jokes around those afraid of it.  Well, here goes.

So the first story.
Flights, people take them, we took one, back in June of 2011.
To Maine ironically enough.
Well when that trip came around, Delta screwed us over.
We had reserved seats, they gave Melissa's away to someone else.
And, AND, they had the pure audacity to suggest I go on ahead and she take a later flight.  Dumb asses.  So, I waited as well, and the gave us both 200 dollar credits towards another flight.  They expired in a year.
Well here we are, planning for May of 2012.
To go to, you guessed it, Maine.
As Melissa was trying to get the tickets together a little over a week ago, she encountered an issue with my pass, it wouldn't credit us for it.
Well we finally got around to calling Delta yesterday.
After explaining the situation, the overly-mumbly(and I know my mumbly) man on the phone asked me for the information from the credit voucher and asked me to hold.  Well, provided I could understand what he was saying.  As he came back on, after ten minutes, he asked me if I knew a Ms. Burgess, again, after verifying what he had actually said, I replied with, "Of course I don't a Ms. Burgess."

They, had, given away my credit, WHICH listed on it states it can only, be redeemed by the name on the voucher alongside the 13 digit code and date it was issued, or, a designee.  Which of course no one else had had access to this voucher.

Needless to say, I was irritated.  And made it clear.  To counteract his inability, I pronounced every word, with force.
Now to their compliment, they gave me no hassle in presenting a new credit.  Although a big part of me wished that they had.
The point remains, they gave away my, MY!, credit.  Solely designated for me.  Gotta love those slip-ups in typing.
This all took over 30 minutes too mind you, set back our day.

Point two!!!1
And there will be spoilers, kinda, I still think it's worth it to see, you kinda know whats gonna happen anyway through the course of the movie.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)
First off, awesome awesome awesome movie, rape scene aside.  There were two rape scenes actually, one normal, one reversed.  The reverse was justified, if not absolutely brutal.
The ending was absolutely shit and while I know Daniel Craig just played the character, I like him less now.  JK.
So, basic synopsis,
Our main character lost his credibility and savings after a botched article on a business tycoon.  After coming into contact with an aging alternate business tycoon, our character find himself solving a mystery within the family under the guise of a memoir.
Jump back a bit, when our character needed to be investigated for this new position, guess who they called in?  Duhduhduhhhh, TGwtDT.  Who was 23 and hot.  If not a wee bit messed up.  And more than a wee.  Did I mention she was the most bad ass hacker this side Sweden?
So, as fate would have it, these two end up meeting each other in the course of the investigation.
She practically throws herself at him in the most surprising and nice way.  This chick devotes herself to the cause.  Even going above and beyond to help this guy out.  And after all is said and done, investigation about wrapped up, original tycoon taken out, she had access to around 2 and a half billion Euros.  Now I don't know what the exchange rate is, but I'm fairly certain that's a lot even by our standards.  Now on a touching note of a gift, our heroine finds our main character to choose to be in the arms of his original mistress, his co-editor and old shoe of a looking lady who he had already cheated on his wife for.
Ok, this is how I say the ending was shitty.  The guy could have chosen an awesomely BA 23 year old hacker hot chick who literally threw herself at him, and probably had access to a good chunk of money.
But no,
He fucking chooses Mum-ra.

See the movie, it's good.  Really good.  One of the hands down best I have seen in a while.