Show me the mipples

[Literally read if you dare]
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That's right, you were just warned in 8 different languages.  This is going to be a unique blog.  It's going to describe two of the recent days I have had.  From my point of view, with no editing to my thoughts and feelings.  No distractions, no smoke and mirrors.  I will be describing sad, terrible things, wonderful things for me that may disturb any of you, and the odd things life throws at me I guess to say sorry.

Monday:
Day normal enough, work, break, work again.  The most notable events of the evening were joking with a regular about an excuse to drink a Coke instead of a Lifewater, and a rather unfortunate very drunk regular who proceeded to buy mouthwash(assuming to drink) who called me baby twice and professed that he loved me too.  Normal night.
Then as I left [edit add-on/finish]:  I ran over a cat.  Yes.  It was not fun.  It upset me quite a bit over the next few weeks.  I'm still quite wary of that road.  But even though I had killed it, I didn't leave it in the middle of the road, I did move it off to the side.  I try to give a nod whenever I go that way.
I don't remember what happened the next day, work, bs, the norm.  But I remember it did strike more a of a chord than normal.

[This isn't going to be funny but no one will read it or, the metronome squirrel who flew at noon]

I'm unbalanced.  Not normally, just around now.

Be it stress, certain individuals, certain situations, getting over being sick.  I've let these things affect me.  And I have shifted my balance because of it.

So under SURP.
A sub-protocol has activated:  Angst.

So I always wonder when I watch specials about vampires, the dead, and all that jazz, what's the big deal with life anyway?  We attempt to know so much in life, most of which we don't even learn.  Yet, with death, we know nothing as of yet.  Just that we fear it since it is unknown.  We are creatures of light and life.  Death is darkness in our perception.  But again, I point out, we haven't been there.  Well, that we are willing to recollect.  Or maybe able.  Again, at this point in time.
I think I have some more points, but I have to go now.  I'll be back later.

I wasn't back.  Well, I was, just not here.  And besides, the balance got better.

METRONOME!!!!!1

Why I posted both of these, note, there are two, is because they were unfinished drafts.  And boy howdy, if there is one thing my mind doesn't appreciate, it's an unfinished thing.  So there ya go, my half ass conclusions! 
Exciting nay?

More importantly, the role that methane, Global Warming, and nips have to do with each other.
See you would think nips and Global Warning would have nothing to do with each other.  Maybe they're excited?  Hmm? 
But going back to the task at hand. 
And not boobies.
Aww.

Globular Warlock.
It's the now shit.  We deal with this everyday, it's what makes your pizzas late for delivery.
It causes toothaches.
Science, deal with it.
It comes over, and it kicks your dog.
Gloating Wallaby is a big deal.  Srsly people.  Pay attention.  Stop producing methane, and carbon dioxide.  It's hurting our environment. 
Too much satire?  Not enough?

Well that's all I've got.  Work beckons a little later.  Go daylight savings time!  Not really.  I have issues with that that I won't even get into.  Hmm, this thing still needs a title.  A titillating title.