Tattlesnake

There was this interesting read on Yahoo news about the passing of the oldest man in the world.  And note, this was the oldest MAN, not person.  Because in this land, men are men and women are just people.

Anyhoo, link is World's oldest man dies in Montana

But I know you, you won't read it.  You'll click the link and be like, "Wow that's a lot of words."
I know you.
I know how you operate.

So to, well that was the wrong word curse you English language!, shorten it a tad, I'll just put the main points here.  Even though they are at the beginning of the article.  And I'm expecting you to come back here.  Really.
Anywhatsitdoodle:


• Embrace change, even when the change slaps you in the face. ("Every change is good.")
• Eat two meals a day ("That's all you need.")
• Work as long as you can ("That money's going to come in handy.")
• Help others ("The more you do for others, the better shape you're in.")
Then there's the hardest part. It's a lesson Breuning said he learned from his grandfather: Accept death.
"We're going to die. Some people are scared of dying. Never be afraid to die. Because you're born to die," he said.

Deep.  Deeper than most.  But that's what you can expect from living 114 years.  Well, for most of our current generation, they can expect exhausting welfare and having Great great great great grandchildren by the time they are 49.

Birth control in the water!!1!  Goodnight Milwaukee1!111!